Come on Spam Me, Spam Me I’m Here, Spam Me Now!

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I give up, no matter how bloody good your anti spam software is you always have to deal with the inevitable. It’s almost like you’re hunting me.

People are always going to try to post a spam comment that is so crap it is unbelievable. The latest I have had is an SEO company from Pakistan (or some idiot they have hired) trying to post one liners that are barely legible, and all sorts of idiots in the SEO industry who have no clue how to comment spam ‘properly’ (lol) giving me the once over to test if I’m checking my comments or just letting shite slip through.

Let me tell you something Mr Spammer, if you bleed, I can kill you!

In the spirit of Linda Grace’s post that allows massive spamming, I have made this quick post to allow all you lazy bastards who can’t read through my material to make a respectable comment, to be able to do so here without using an ounce of grey matter.

I have asked Arnie to give you exact instructions on what to do, unfortunately during filming he got things slightly wrong.

Predator is meant to be you, Arnie… me. forgive his slight error in following script, details of how to follow his instructions while omiting Arnold’s error are below.

Watch the video below and replace the word ‘kill’ with the word ‘spam’ instead.